Thank you, skinny bi**h

So, I went and got my eyebrows waxed this afternoon. The cute girl that did my eyebrows was CLEARLY about 7 months prego and she had a 5 year old... Do you know how I know she was prego? I didn't ask- she volunteered the info.
I went to pay for said waxing job and as I was paying, the girl behind the desk asked me, "When are you due?"

AHHHHHHH-

Really?

Who does that?!!!? I was insanely angry. I believe I blacked out for a few moments where it is a possibility that I strangled the skinny bi**h behind the desk.

Moral of the story:

Never (and I mean NEVER) ask someone when she is due... even if you meet her in the hallway of a labor and delivery floor... she may not be the pregnant one! She may be visiting a friend that actually did have a baby.

********So, this is a little aside- I searched for pics of a prego belly- freaky pics have been posted on this Internet thingy.*************